ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I wear drunk well.
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