sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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