Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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