I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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