Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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