Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
someone owes me an orgasm
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
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