Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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