i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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