Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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