just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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