Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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