so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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