we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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