In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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