Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Life is so much better after having sex.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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