she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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