shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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