My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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