I want to stick my p in your. b.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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