i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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