I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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