Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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