Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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