just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
kristin has been a bad kristin
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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