I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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