I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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