he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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