woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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