This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just google imaged poop.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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