Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
