Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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