Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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