it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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