I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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