if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Come see our sink grown plant.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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