Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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