listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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