I hate all girls vehemently.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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