I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
