awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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