Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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