new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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