I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I currently don't understand fingers.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
