Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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