some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
please don't ironically join a cult
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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