party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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