U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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