Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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