She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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