I don't usually arrange sex via text message
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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