"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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