I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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