If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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